About Josh!

Josh Vagabond

Species:	Human
Age:	???
Occupation:	PC Repairman, Data Entry Clerk, Real Estate Novelist, Forklift Certifier, Slayer of Evil
Country of Origin:	United States
Favorite Food:	Mac & Cheese
Favorite Color:	Purple
Favorite Game:	Half-Life
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Greetings! My name is Josh, and I am the webmaster of this domain. Muhahahaha!

I'm an explorer and adventurer from the Planet Earth, travelling to all sorts of wacky galaxies and meeting all sorts of odd folks and creatures! Even though I'm not an alien, most of my bestest pals are, so that basically means that I'm one, too!

Actually, who can really say that I'm not the alien? I never met any of my own kind out in space, just a buncha blobs of varying colors, arms, and eyeballs. To them, it must be pretty freaky to see a guy like me on planet Qiploth!

My origin story

Long ago, in the distant time period of 2025, I was walking home from my job as a when a big blinding bright light appeared above my head. It was futile; No matter where I ran, the light kept it's sights directly above me. Next thing I know, my feet couldn't feel the ground anymore. It was like two giant, invisible hands grasped me by the shoulders and began lifting me up- I was floating in air!

I swam, I begged, but it was no use. I got higher and higher, my heart pounding at the fear of the unknown mixed with my horrible fear of heights. I blacked out! Where was I going?

I was greeted yet again by my new best friend, the big blinding bright light, as I awoke on a cold operating table. The metal stung like a swarm of bees as soon as I regained the ability the feel. I had no clue where I was or what was happening, but I had the worst kind of panic! All I could think about was my fate- Am I going to die? Am I dead? God was never one for cliché theatrics like going toward the light. Trust me, I asked.

There they were. Staring down at me, just like in the movies. They looked as if they had slabs of spoiled balogna for arms and sticks for legs. All poorly mashed together against a giant green human head.

They were aliens. And I was horrified.

But it turns out they're actually pretty cool! They have a fascination with Earth culture, food, and music. Especially Dr. Pepper. I can't stand the stuff myself, but the little dudes LOVE it. Ever since that day, I was known as an Earth representative for their people. I even join one of the gremlins on fun little adventures in distant parts of the galaxy!

Some of my daring adventures including besting the king of MOLD in vicious combat, rescuing a village of poor peasants from an evil wizard, and sparing Earth from a deadly fate in the intergalactic court of law!

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Stuff I was involved with:

Signal Drift - A creepy intactive radio simulation, made as part of a Halloween-themed game jam. I do a voice in this!